A very bored 16 year old making Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf regret inventing the Internet

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officialunitedstates:

when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track.  that was the day I found out paper is already flat